When an old person makes a sex joke and its funny, but then its like:
When I’m walking and listening to my iPod
When I see someone eating dinner food for lunch
When my mom is cooking
I don’t help. I just sit at the table like:
When I’m alone in my apartment, but I think I hear footsteps
That awkward moment when you start to tell a story but realize no one is listening
When someone tries to insult me by calling me shallow
When people celebrate their half birthday
When you’re on facebook and you see how weird one of your old friends has gotten
